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Friday, 18 June 2010

How to sculpt a Eunuch.

Don't worry, no rusty blades are involved...

Start with the default sphere, like this :

Make something like this -

Play with the tools until you have something like this :

add copious amounts of fat : voilà ! 



You can get this amazing freeware program here.
3.5 megabytes. You will need a serious PC. 
Have fun.

Friday, 26 March 2010

A picture of a tennis racket.

I think I handled the "sweaty" tape around the grip very well.

By the way - the joke is on YOU.

Friday, 12 March 2010

Here's one I did earlier.

Using an online doodling application.
I love it - it just seems to work.

I'm thinking Sarkozy - with that insufferable smug half-smile he puts on everytime he wants to act all post-ironic and meta-clever, and other neo-logisms with a dash involved.
Or maybe it's the local Greek Sandwich tycoon - which is all you need to know (about Sarkozy).

If y'all want to give it a go yersel'.

Tuesday, 2 March 2010


It's just me admiring myself.

With Photoshop.

I did try to embeautify, but there was a bug...

(I'm not embeautifiable).

I got a very irrate, not to say outright rude, letter from A. Schmuck of the Schmuck, Vetburger and Frietjes cabinet of lawyers delivered today.
Acting on behalf of a "Disnae Wine Buff", they complained that I failed to credit the above photo.
Somehow they worked out that I didn't take it myself.
Clever people, these ambulance-chasers. And very hungry.

So, the above photograph is copyright "Dafney Van Gogh" 2010, in all dominions of the King and beyond. Even, but not limited to, the ends of the earth.
The creative commons license does not apply.

Monday, 1 March 2010

This is true...

...only if you were the male lead in a 1980's medical soap.

Friday, 27 November 2009

Bankers Bonus

Bankers paying themselves bonii - like giving oneself sexii - five-fingered-widow stylii.

In the mean time, here's a picture of the people who pay the motherfucking bill.

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

Blah blah New Picture

Saturday, 20 June 2009

Self portrait. 9th Century Celtic style. With a chinese style sig.

Painter, Photoshop, too much time to kill, and a mouse.
I'm not actually this good looking.

Nurse says I must take my meds now.

Thursday, 21 May 2009

Washing clothes.

This is how I do it - no, really : I wash most of my stuff by hand.
Got into the habit when I was living in a kind-of squat, it has a nice zen vibe to it.

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

Beautiful woman.
Oil Pastels, difficult to work with, but well worth the effort.

The pastels, not the woman. Heh.

I think she used to sing with Portishead or summat - anyway, disnae matter, she is gorgeous.

Saturday, 21 March 2009

Tuesday, 10 March 2009


Lots of different paints and inks on an inside out cereal packet (probably).

Robert Del Naja. A.k.a. "3d"
From my "copy everything Anton Corbijn has ever done" days.

Tuesday, 17 February 2009

West Coast

Pencil, paper and paint. Pretty traditional media there.

Some arrogant West-Coast rapper from the 90's. With a mullet.
Does anyone recognise him ? Ice something or other.

Wednesday, 11 February 2009

Father and child.

Ink pen, brush and water. 1990.

Kinda looks like the East-African father of a future United States President, but I do tend to let my imagination run away with me.

(In 1990, when I did this, Obama was editor of the Harvard Law Review. I'd never heard of the guy - but then, neither had you.)

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

Happy Devil.

Cheap wrapping paper, acrylics, diluted wood varnish.

Here's a devil I did way back when.
I've miraculously been sent some of my old stuff that I thought lost forever.
So I'll be posting some of it here.

Edit : it's Irvine Welsh. With Horns.

Saturday, 21 June 2008

Tiger for Arthur

Cheap wax crayons on crappy printer paper.

Back by popular demand.
Well, Tom, if you must know.
When are you going to reactivate your own, excellent, blog, Tom ?

Anyroad, this is a tiger I drew to amuse a ketje.

Monday, 17 December 2007

Noël, Noël.

Pencil, paper, coffeeNoël Coward, looking fabulous.

Saturday, 15 December 2007

Wednesday, 5 December 2007


Pentel, felt-tip pen, another beer-coaster."Ugly ? Beautiful ? Who can say ?"
If you say it in the manner of that ditzy secretary out of AbFab, it can be moderately comical.

Monday, 3 December 2007

Scrumpy, saving the planet.

Pencil, pen, beercoaster.
One tree at a time. Or fox.

Note that the sign-staff is made of dead tree.

Boots are made of renewable roadkill, hand-stitched with biological hemp by-product from his friend, Dave.

Leather coat from Creutzfeldt-Jakob of Chelsea.

Jeans were found in a bin behind the Salvation Army.

Underwear is models own.

Hair by Phi-Phi Starchild, in that manky squat in Brighton.

Make-Up by BioKill Research and Development Laboratories, Cute Kittens Departement, Screaming Monkey Lane, Cambridge, UK.

Smoking accessory kindly provided by Dave.

© Copyright the Sunday High Times 199...umm...damn, what year are we again ??

Thursday, 29 November 2007

Naked Lady

Biro, some stupid magazineMaybe picures of naked ladies will improve my GoogleRank. Then again, maybe not...

Monday, 26 November 2007

Saturday, 24 November 2007

'Ear y'are.

Biro, paper

Tuesday, 20 November 2007

Un Belge

Pencil,paperEspece en voie de disparition ? Esperons que non.

Sunday, 18 November 2007

Down the Monk


Thursday, 15 November 2007

Some Rocker


Wednesday, 14 November 2007

Tuesday, 13 November 2007

Another earless one

I don't do ears, or hair, usually.
Think they're boring...

Monday, 12 November 2007


I don't know why I called it "Senator", so don't ask.

Sunday, 11 November 2007

Old Man


Wednesday, 7 November 2007


It's never easy, drawing with a bleeding mouse.

Thursday, 1 November 2007


acrylic,oil paint, alcohol,marijuana
And old thing I did down the Paris catacombes, for a friend, sometime in the early '90s.

Wednesday, 31 October 2007

Carmen Miranda

pencil, paper

Sunday, 8 April 2007

Good Old Sid